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How do antique dealers greet each other?

"Hey, so what's old with you?"

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1. Yo mama so fat

Her farts cause global warming!

2. Why do cannibals make good lovers

Because they’ll always eat you out

3. Yo mama so short, she walks across toothpick bridges

4. Yo mama is so unoriginal that she makes selfpost at r/gocommitdie

5. Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot, because you can catch cold.

6. What spray do they use to kill bugs in Alabama?

Incesticide

7. Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it. LMAO. I dont know why but I love that one.

8. Yo mama is so FAT, when she enters a eating competition, they say "Sorry, no professionals"

9. Northern lights

Yo mama so fat, she ain’t gotta go to Norway to see no northern lights, the northern lights can see her pretty well from up there

10. So when Thanos snapped his fingers,

50% of the universe's population was erased from existence. On Earth, how many people, in numbers, was gone? Just one, your mom.

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